Homeopathic survey! Italo Grassi
police station, Saturday at 21.30. She, Hortense Pecca, magistrate, shock of red hair and a great desire to speak. He, Tarcisio Giretti, a homeopath, a few gray hairs and little desire to listen.
you: - How are you?
him: - I was at the table ready to eat a plate of spaghetti baked with zucchini!
you, sorry: - I need your help. He
, hungry: - What happened?
you: - A tragedy, we are without pharmacists.
him: - Where is she?
her, rolled his eyes: - Where do you want it gone? E 'dead.
him: - I'm sorry. Now I can go home to eat?
She was indignant: - If you knew more than twenty years, I'd say you're cynical to do sucks!
He snorted: - The pharmacist was nice because I had a habit of changing my recipes. However I will do my condolences to the family.
you: - Some, a little before 19, is entered in pharmacy killed her and took away all the money from the cashier.
He raised his hands - I, at that time, I was still in surgery and I was visiting. My secretary will testify it.
you: - The pharmacist at the time of the attack, she was alone. The colleague, who was in the back room, he saw the silhouette of a man with a black jacket, running out from the pharmacy. On the weapon used to kill her, a big hammer, no fingerprints were found. The only trace left by the murderer is a tubular blank, cubeba to 30C, found in the hands of the victim.
him: - How can you be so sure?
you: - Why tubule that comes from a small company homeopathic, not present among the companies providing the pharmacy. In our opinion, the murderess showed tubular blank Cubeba the pharmacist, and he asked another, while the pharmacist was shot to pick off the shelf, he struck in the head. The camera of the near bank, without framing the entrance to the pharmacy, has taken over those who have gone in the space of time that the doctor was killed. Between 18.45 and 19 have passed a total of four people dressed in a black jacket. We have identified and brought them to the barracks. Unfortunately, the pharmacist was unable to recognize who among them was the culprit.
him: - And, since all four claim to be innocent, you want me to help you find the murderess, right? The smile of Dr.
sin became appealing. Dr. Giretti asked - Tell me what you had in your pocket.
She looked at him a bit 'stupid, held up a sheet and read: - The first one had a knife. The second five thousand euro. The third one packet of cocaine. The fourth only a dozen walnuts.
Dr. Giretti, without hesitation, he said: - Queries the latter: it is him the murderess.
Dr. Pecca opened his mouth and eyes: - Are you sure?
him: - I bet that he also suffers from a urinary tract infection.
After two hours of questioning, tough and tight, the man admitted having killed the pharmacist. Dr. sin, grateful look and sweet smile, asked: - Now explain to me how did you be so sure that the murderess had him?
Tarcisio Giretti, who meanwhile had made to bring a plate of lasagna from a nearby restaurant, his mouth half full said: - Those who take Cubeba have urinary tract infections and a great desire to nuts.